INVENÇÕES BIZARRAS

As average Americans continue to get fatter and lazier, technology continues to create products that assist us in our quest to become completely and utterly useless human beings. Some people find this frightening but I'm not worried. Everything will work itself out once La-Z-Boy creates a recliner that turns our farts into a renewable energy source that replaces home electricity forever. 

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The Automatic Spaghetti Twirling Fork

The Beer Pouring Robot

The Automatic Tea Bagging Penguin

The Motorized Ice Cream Cone

The Automatic Pancake Maker

The Sock Buddy

The Self-Stirring Mug

The Automatic Banana Peeler

The Automatic Book Reading Chair (Warning: Does Not Read Book For You)

The Remote Controlled Tissue Box

Motorized Spin The Bottle

The Ab Enhancer

The Automatic Tea-Pourer

The Mother F*cking Clapper!

The Automatic Bed Maker

The Lazy Bastard Reading Glasses

Auto-Peeled Hard Boiled Eggs

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